Tuesday, January 29, 2008

How To Clean Cats Ears Without Being

Uno diviso zero


Ben woke up!

Do not you think early morning.

E 'already morning?

It deduco che stanotte non hai dormito.

...

Eri sola?

...

Il tuo silenzio dice tutto.

Per esempio?

Non c'è nulla di male a divertirsi un po'.

Mi manca il mio paese.

Ci si diverte molto in Austria?

Ti ho mentito.

Sei trasparente.

E' per questo che in questa casa non riesco a prepararmi un caffè?

Troppo caffè ti fa male.

Stingy.

Tell me something I do not know.

According to the latest studies are five genders.

many do you have a chance tonight?

not try, you can only know.

So you are a researcher, I had understood immediately.

...

History of Philosophy?

Number two is interesting.

guess fatigue.

Imagination is your forte.

policeman's job is very hard, you know?

I believe you.

must be fascinating to study number two.

Better than number one.

Why not one divided by zero can be done?

I'm not sure you can figure it out.

I can not even understand why I did not pay
the sublet for three months.

Why not bring any purpose of the operation
result.

Operation?! Which do you speak?

Of that impossible.

you always behave like Germans if you were at
home.

Why are you so jealous of your gun?

The gun must fit like a dress but not all goes well
the same dress.

handcuffs fit you perfectly.

Very funny. Toglimele, please.

Why? You're so sweet!

Look what I can defend myself in this
was, you know?

Yes I know, I know, you're strong. I go out to breakfast.

WAIT! Do not leave me chained to the library!

If we change back seat. Hello.

...


( Dialogue wrote via e-mail from Alba and Giogrillo ).

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Virtual Advance Pokemon

Senza titolo per pigrizia


You are a hypocrite.

I do not think.

And even a fraud.

exaggerated.

Not to mention that time.

What? Of

when you sold my entire collection of Roman coins. I had forgotten

in the cellar.

I had forgotten, but placed with care.

not you were doing nothing. This

you say so.

Okay, I made a mistake: I sold it.

To buy the new set.

It 's a subject of public interest.

Only when you invite your friends to watch the game ...

You do not look just to make me feel guilty.

... that dirty our Persian rug.

Since we have a Persian rug?

I removed, so that was filled with ash.

And where did you put it?

I put in the cellar.

With care?

I would not.

wondering.

make me work like a servant.

Nobody forces you.

But then who cleans? You certainly do not.

Dirt does not bother me.

You sound like my father.

were looking for a figure who would replace him and here I am.

I nerves are jumping.

know what's new.

Especially when I think of you around and have fun with your girlfriends.

College.

related or not, you're out having fun!

I must be sad to please you?

No, but the entire office even fuck. I just do not

nothing.

So to you, I'd be nothing.

You know I did not mean ...

're a monster. And you

a neurotic.

I leave.

Good heavens! Can you still find some difference between me and Hitler?!

Of course.

least that.

He has become famous, you do not.

...

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Thursday, January 17, 2008

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Non vuoi renderti ridicolo? Puoi sempre contribuire diffondendo questo comunicato.
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I leave with a bow.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Can Use Pancake Mix In Waffle

Nacht


Pierrot Lunaire by Arnold Schoenberg
Sprechgesang
21 lyrical poems translated by Albert Giraud

Translated from German by Cristina Guglielmini



Nacht

Notte

Finstre, schwarze Riesenfalter

Oscure, nere farfalle giganti

töteten der Sonne Glanz.

hanno ucciso la luce del sole.

Ein geschlossenes Zauberbuch,

A spellbook closed

ruht Horizont der-verschwiegen.

silencing the skyline.

Aus dem Tiefen Qualm verlorner

from lost deep, fragrant

steigt ein Duft, Erinnerung mordend!

rising smoke to kill the memory!

Finstre, schwarze Riesenfalter

Dark, giant black butterflies

töteten der Sonne Glanz.

killed sunlight.

von Himmel Und erdenwerts

e dal cielo verso la terra

cut himself invisible with serious decline

si con chinano pesanti ali

the monsters

invisibili e sparpagliate down

the human heart ...

giù verso i cuori degli uomini...

Finstre, schwarze Riesenfalter.

Oscure, nere farfalle giganti.

Friday, January 11, 2008

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Stool Is Dark Brown Black

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Sunday, January 6, 2008

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L'appeso

Il dialogo che segue è stato scritto con Alba e inaugura il nuovo tag "a quattro zampe". Buona lettura.




Una donna, pallida in volto, controlla nervosa il tabellone della sala di attesa della stazione di un paese senza pretese. Un uomo seduto la osserva con l'intenzione di avvicinarla. Zingari che suonano e ballano.

- Posso esserle d'aiuto?

- Sì, se riesce a leggere fin lassù: temo di aver perso la coincidenza per Milano (indica il tabellone).

- Temo che ... sì, l'ha persa , però però ... (inizia a cercare qualcosa nella sua valigetta d'ufficio di finta pelle nera da cui fuoriesce un mazzo di carte: i tarocchi) ... non non c'entrano questi... me li regge un attimo? (continuando a cercare) dovevo avere con me tutte le coincidenze ...

- E' del tutto inutile: le coincidenze, si sa, avvengono per caso. E' scientifico. Guardi qui, just for example, is hanged in the head ... (the deck that slides out of the hands, the cards are scattered on the marble hall) Christ! I am sorry. (Kneels down to pick them up). Very desolate.

- Do not worry ... However, though the hanging is a positive card ... (he kneels to collect and this causes a knob between the front two) ... auch ... Excuse me ... (Playing the anthem from a mobile phone)

- (rubs his head annoyed) Positive say? (Off the phone) that it is likely, but ... because it is hung by his feet and not by the neck? (Contains the latest cards and presents to man)

- Watch and attacked the right foot ... However, pe ... since you will have to wait for the next connection, and I too have to wait ... I would willingly dwell, because I'm also a scholar, you know? I read the papers every Friday at the bar of John in the evenings and on the square of the cicadas, however, but with reservations ... I can offer a coffee bar?

- I believe you are able to do so, but I prefer the pineapple juice. She graduated? (Laughs) On the phenomenology of arcane? In the occult sciences? (Laughs harder) In psychogeographical development methods? Astrology? In any other thing whatever? (Stops laughing and stares at him). What do you expect her? What steps is the port where a locomotive? I ho un appuntamento a Milano, uno di quelli importanti: perso questo treno, le possibilità di dare una svolta alla mia vita sono scarse.

Questo signore appariva agli astanti in attesa, come un uomo sui 48 anni. Capelli brizzolati tendenti al riccio, barba di due giorni, naso aquilino, giacca di pelle nera e sciarpa indiana di cotone color ocra al collo. Aveva movenze da lucertola. Così pensava la vecchina seduta poco più indietro di lui che parlava con la signora china a raccogliere carte. Si muoveva rapidamente a scatti ma tra un movimento e l’altro passava un tempo in immobilità. Tanto che la vecchina quando si alzò dal suo posto, andò incontro alla signora e sorridendole le disse: “santa youth, God bless you "as to want to give the necessary strength to continue the dialogue with the lizard.

- (she, addressing the old woman) do not know anyone by that name. (Turning to the man-lizard) Come on, sir ...? But no, she tells me later, in the meantime we order a double and a pineapple for me ... aspects let me guess: "sabayon "...? for her.

- (he smiles with his eyes empty building and suddenly starts to talk) She is a woman angry ... too deep for this life and yet though ... how can you defend! (A little hint of her resume to argue sharply) poisoned his sarcasm is a clever attack to mortify all that can awaken the desire ... of life? ... But not me but I can raise this, I assure you ... I'm pretty dead to live better, no? She, however, no ... she is smart enough that I could not die to live in this evil world, claims the pleasure to silence anyone with brutal irony ... remaining alone with the victory of a successful mockery ... But though ... if he wants to follow me to the bar without giving me credit ... I offer her double pineapple juice ... I know it goes very well with ovaries! (Walks toward the bar with a shot of his briefcase).

...




Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Can I Shower After Wacing

Il consiglio di guerra / puntata 3

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The council of war


Sire, I come in?

Join.

The forest is moving! Both

convened the council of war.

Sire, you have a head dripping blood under his arm.

're a lookout of choice. Perhaps

la testa del saggio Enogastro?

Enogastro: saluta la vedetta.

Buongiorno vedetta di prima scelta .

Non è spassoso?

Cosa?

Ricambia il saluto.

Non ho udito saluto alcuno.

Sentire non è tra i tuoi compiti, MA…

I miei omaggi, Enogastro.

Signor Enogastro .

Muoio dal ridere: “SIGNOR Enogastro”, ah ah.

Io…

Vedetta, levati dai cotiledoni…

Ogni Suo desiderio è…

…e convoca il consiglio di guerra.

…un ordine.

Due.

Mi inchino.

VELOCE!

Sguiss.



Vi ho fatti convocare a causa del grave periglio che vien dal bosco.

EVVIVA!

Riponete la gioia dentro le vostre corazze, ho detto GRAVE periglio!

PRENDO LA SPADA, IO IL TORCIMANO, IO IL CHIAVINCULO, IO IL FRIGGIPUPILLE, IO…

Fermi, razza di cialtroni! Siete un consiglio di guerra oppure soldati avvinazzati?

SIAMO UN CONSIGLIO DI GUERRA.

E allora consigliate.

STIAMO PENSANDO.

Bene, mentre voi vi inchiavardate le meningi e spremete i minivelli…



…vi I explain what I thought.

U.S. ears.

commander in chief of the council of war ...

Oooooh! I nominate ... ...



OOOOOOOOOOH!

... the test food and wine.

SCANDAL! DISGUSTING! MADNESS! TRAGEDY!

Who said madness?

I, Sire.

to death.

Wait ... Do not look

.

a long distance for her, Sire.

Who disturbs me the most important moment of the day, with the exception of nap time and that of the game?

E 'trappings, Sire.

Gua ...

La regina.

Ah ah .

Zitto testa di somaro!



Passami la cornetta.

Ecco, Sire.

Pronto?



( continua, parola di Enogastro )