Friday, December 28, 2007

Wording Of 3 Year Old Party Invitation

L’odore dell'arancia

Voglio che tutti siano felici.

Tutti chi?

Tutti quanti.

Io compreso?

Anche tu, visto che sei mio amico.

Toglimi dalla lista.

Sempre il solito.

Ti stai convertendo al cristianesimo?

Mi stai facendo passare per scema.

Ti prendo in giro.

Ma io per davvero I would like everyone to be happy.

Your intentions seem spans for air.

I am not.

you make me happy?

the extent possible.

're correcting the shot?

I want to make you happy.

Much better.

How do I ...?

I smell your vagina.

Idiot!

not get me wrong, mine is a scientific research.

why you called "vagina" and "cunt"?

witty remark.

The answer is no.

I'm obsessed by this search ...

mean?

... I feel the need ...

explained.

DO I smell the vagina of the people who are nice to me.

And then?

I associate the smell with a letter.

And what is science?

E 'empirical research.

What ridiculousness!

Forget it and friends as before.

Okay.

It's not something that has to do with sex, I assure you.

Tell it to another.

Have you ever felt the desire to smell an orange?

often.

without being hungry?

without being hungry.

So I explained.

I've convinced.

I?
Smell
long as you like.



... Done?

Yes, I am very happy.

Letter?

Y

Bella.

It is.

Now what do you do with the Y?

I put in the database.

Yes, but now?

I're much more sympathetic.

you going?

It's getting late.

not even want to give her a lick?

No, thank you, I told you that ...

YOU ARE mentally ill.

know me a long time.

You'd need a nice TSO

mean?

Health Treatment Required.

The way to happiness.

not have hope.

hope is not true.

Let us hope so.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Penne Alfredo Recipes

Modello 67599

How many calls?

Under the holidays is a delusion.

Let's enjoy this break.

For once, that the phones do not ring ...

Careful, they call you on the two.

Ugh.

...

Center, tell me.

the call because the kit that I have sold is defective.

Model?

77269

The box was sealed? Yes



components are all there?

rope, soap and instructions.

Le ha lette con attenzione?

Parola per parola.

Risultato negativo, pare di capire.

La corda sembra elastica.

Non si preoccupi, le sostituiamo il kit.

Ho il collo dolente e violaceo.

Poi passa.

Speriamo bene.

Buon tutto.



Non ho fatto in tempo a parlare di pausa che…

Scusa, ho la uno che lampeggia.

Ecco.



Centro assistenza, mi dica.

Voglio suicidarmi.

In che modo?

Senza soffrire.

Modello 67599.

Obbligato.

All good.



... And this is also fixed. Yes



still a line.

...

Center, tell me.

I want to die.

In what way?

I mean, seriously: I want to die! This time I will kill myself really, I

... This is not a listening center for people in need.

... ...

a screwdriver and cut off communication.



... And we're done for today.

Tonight shower and then straight to bed.

E 'was hard, eh?

I must confess that after Center for six hours I feel happier than I was ever: days full of satisfaction at which I feel really good.

The same goes for me.

you serious?

We are fortunate.

We are.

You can say that.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Low Stomach Pain, Weeing Alot, Tired

Lavorare fa commuovere

The strikes?

Go ahead.

Here.

I doing wrong.

Really?

Very bad.

E 'for his own good.

I know.

And then smile.

So?

More.

Va bene ora?

Meglio.

Mi dica quando ha intenzione di smettere.

Tra 7 ore e 15 minuti.



Ok, ho finito.

Son passate 8 ore e quasi non me ne sono accorto.

E’ questo il bello.

Non facciamo lo straordinario oggi?

Si ricordi di timbrare l’uscita…

La prego…

…e di ritirare la busta paga.

Siamo già al 27?!

In punto.

E’ incredibile come passa il tempo quando...

Ha qualche impegno, diciamo…

Vuole dire che…

…il mese prossimo?

...che davvero…

Avrà la proroga.

Ma questo è fantastico!

LEI è fantastico.

Non vedo l’ora di dirlo a mia moglie.

Porga i miei omaggi alla sua signora.

Sarà felicissima.

Lo immagino.

Sono seriamente commosso.

Non pianga.

Lei è un brav’uomo.

Suvvia, adesso non esageri.

Non esagero affatto, dovrebbero farla santo.

Una cosa alla volta, che diamine.

Un uomo così modesto!

Faccio solo la mia parte, come tutti.

A domani, allora.
There
account.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Dirt Bike Party Topper

Fa freddo...



... close the window, damn it!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Bigfoot And Monsterjam

Zu


ZU (ft. Okapi) vs. Dalek - Spiritual Healing

This music video is fantastic. Hoping
Skiribilla not notched for the umpteenth time, I present "Spiritual healing" of Zu.

Enjoy , as would a person (ever) view.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Pet Duck Billed Platypus

Il giorno del giudizio

you there!

Here I am.

white beard ...

scalene triangle.

And I thought ...

What?

... it was a foo for decerebration.



But ... But it's all true.

Do not make me waste time, Sir ...

Right.

... Cricket?

In person.

He brought the stamp?

Here.

Family Status?

here.

old residence?

Homs, Libya.

analyze his practice. If you need ...



E 'necessary.

Let's see.

She died in Dresden ...

A place unlike any other.

after ... have hung.

And to think that I have always suffered from claustrophobia.

That day my dog \u200b\u200blaughed a lot, seeing her.

What breed is it?

A bastard.

me back.

Killing is a sin.

Once my grandmother told me.

And do not think the words of the grandmother before extreme action?

was not a very reliable person.

What do you mean?

not tell a book by a pair of underpants.

understand.

But when he read was hilarious.

I know.

Who knows where it ended. On

.

Mette humor?

When running with "War and Peace".

It 'important to get an education.

Ha ha.

must be wonderful up there.

It is.

I bet there's Savannah.

Sure.

I'd like to go.

The answer is no, Joe.

Hopefully.

May I call you Joe, right? She is God



It 's always nice to hear it.

I envy you very much.

the evening of December 12, 1973, she killed a man.

It was not my fault.

And who then?

of my car license plate 666.

not watch too many American movies?

I think my favorite director is David Cronenberg.

That evening she drove like a madman, drunk, completely naked and with five lobsters on board.

My real family.

All five off the lead.

Have mercy on me.

not speak.

Please.

Too late.

What is right is right.

no purgatory for her.

O Christ!

E 'somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy.

What will happen to me now? Try

guess.

'd rather not.

The greeting, Joe.

Come and see me sometime.

Only if I can bring my dog. She is God



Yes, exactly.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Vaio Does Not Detect Webcam

Pago bene

I'm here to protest.

Not now.

Now.

I'm serving the customers.

that we all feel. Lady do not

placed.

Your delivery service is painful.

What's wrong?

I called urgently at nine this morning and the clerk has not yet seen.

We have much work to catch up and my son is being done in four to please everyone.

I had been reassured about punctuality.

Who said that?

with his lady.

My wife?

his wife.

things happen. Here you

captain ever.

Always?

The last time I paid handsomely for a bad service.

If okay, I get to serve and then we'll talk about.

does not attack.

time ten or fifteen minutes. His

committed harassing me.

My Ricky?!

I lay hands on him.

If this is a way to make me run away customers, to inform you that he is succeeding.

She only cares about his stupid money, when it should take care of the education of his son!

I can bear anything, but I do not accept my comments on education committed. Do you understand?

...

UNDERSTAND IT OR NOT? Lower

that finger menacingly.

IT GO!

If I were you spend more time with family.

GO!



Unless ... Unless?!

Unless you're all agreed to make my life impossible.

She raves and I call the police.

No sir, I call and I'm always close to this stupid butchery.

I protect bicycles.

Bicycles?! Yes



I just need to replace the alternator of my "Graziella".

...

Pago well.